It's All About...ME!

Just got back from visiting mom. She had a good morning and after lunch, Dawne took her to her house and they hung outside by the pool. Today was sunny, 80 with a slight breeze, so it was a great day to be outside. Unfortunately, mom sacrificed her afternoon nap, so dinner was a hoot. After riding my new bike, 3.7 miles one way, to mom's place, I walk into the dinning area and Dawne is waving, but mom appears to be sleeping! I'm thinking, wow, bad day, what's up with that? That's when I find out mom didn't get her nap! Dawne skoots and mom and I finish dinner, sort of. When mom gets tired she has this "gangsta" lean to the right, kinda funny, except when you're trying to eat, it gets in the way. So we finish dinner and head outside to have dessert. I am showing mom my bike and telling her about it and she's not responding, not even a "yep" or "nice" and then I see the gangsta lean. I peek behind my sunglasses she is wearing and realize, MOMS ASLEEP! I wake her up and she asks, "whose bike is that"? I know, right? All I can think is, how am I going to get her ready for bed, which includes a potty stop, by myself? Needless to say, the potty stop turned into a potty nap, kinda funny! Bottom line, mom was refreshed from her potty nap to brush her teeth, I helped her into bed, gave her a kiss and then dreaded getting back onto my bike for the trek home! Obviously, I made it! Ciao